Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!


I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.


god made rivers, god made lakes, god made you .... well we all make mistakes


i guess i'm just a skittle in a world of M&M's..


Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate


I have PMS and a gun......Don't mess with me.


have you ever lost someone you never had?


your lips keep moving but all i hear is blah blah blah


Single doesn't mean available!


I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


Should I smile because we are friends? Or cry because we'll never be anything more?