Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
god made rivers, god made lakes, god made you .... well we all make mistakes
i guess i'm just a skittle in a world of M&M's..
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
I have PMS and a gun......Don't mess with me.
have you ever lost someone you never had?
your lips keep moving but all i hear is blah blah blah
Single doesn't mean available!
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Should I smile because we are friends? Or cry because we'll never be anything more?